Thursday, March 3, 2011

Service Manual For Yamaha P125a

BREAKING NEWS: Bulgaria has made its choice!

Last week was eventful, and Shalala Shalala also followed you to live the final buglar! What a funny idea, you say you maybe. It is true that so far the country has failed to really make an impression. But Bulgaria is motivated, the evidence with a show as long as cheap as a big successive twenty (!) Of ... uh ... of "artists", let's say. There was everything from boy band embarrassing ugly pre-pubescent, fake rockers trash to go to Avril Lavigne Ozzy Osbourne, mothers of families reconverted to jazz diva pizzeria. But Images speak louder than words, so make yourself an idea with this summary you will surely regret not reviewing TV Bulgaria.



We love the sexy number 3, number 6, number 8 the poor, lost in the middle of the board (could this be the backing track?), The number 10 (I to the point of death) ... but more importantly, one that we caught the eye is the least we can say is the candidate number 17:


The very unlikely and very impressive Milena Slavova! A sort of fan of Alice Cooper, local star in his neighborhood with his good old rock, beer and sang Fire in my hair. She mostly tried to mix on stage the circus of the sun going to hell with makeup Lordi version Crayola on my face and sumo! It's cheap-Issime with crackers school fair and gogo dancers recruited from the corner to the Shop, but it is precisely this that commands admiration. Alas Milena has not won.



But Bulgarians are still not crazy, and among all these candidates whose principal common amateurism (in composition, performance and staging), one of them was still easily clear:


Poli Genova. It was she who earned his ticket to Dusseldorf with his songs Inat Na, the power pop honest, who may lack a little craziness or something which really do stand out, but this was by far the most promising performance of the evening, and this year cow sour, it can even work very well.


Bulgarian
ceremony was also completed on a choir of shirts that have taken a medley of recent winners of Eurovision. So we were treated to a mini Ruslana, a mini Elena Paparizou, etc. ... it all ended in a reversal of improbablissime Water piece already unlikely at the base, high score contest Bulgarian and especially one of its most moments of stress. Children are wonderful. We waited for their resumption aa Lordi, who unfortunately did not come, but it does not matter, it remained at 100 cubits above the Junior Eurovision.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

How To Buy A Black Puffle Without Membership

BREAKING NEWS: Estonia has made its choice!


An intro to a verse + Mum-pop band to Gwen Stefani + a chorus purely Estonian = Getter Janni, the successful candidate to represent the Estonia! Getter is 17 and sings Rockefeller Street. And if the Rockefeller Street is so good, it's normal: it is the same as for the composer and Urban Suntribe Symphony! Well, the live performance needs to be a bit tough (and the sound here is a little yucky) but given the level of this year's Eurovision and the lack of fun songs, Getter would do the trick!



Note that the Estonian finals was a pretty high level this year, with some finalists that could be very worthy winners, such as:



Ithaka Maria sang Hopa'pa-rei! The song is pure illustration of the title.



Or the indie-pop Outloudz who came second with I Want to Meet Bob Dylan . The camera did not stop filming her head at close range the announcement of his defeat.

(yes Shalala Shalala saw it all live, the magic of the Internet)



The minimalist dance-schlager (sisi) Victoria with Baby Had You ...



And especially the new wave of new fluorescent orderienne Mimicry singing The Storm, a song which, in Eurovision, would have been a serious-looking!

Well done to Estonia can be proud!

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

How Long Does It Take To Tazmazipan To Work

Atomic scandal in Ukraine! And the Oscar


poses Small weir in the list of candidates 2011: going for a ride in Ukraine for the Ukrainian scandal of the year!

The story was a little too good: Ukraine, shortly after his first, wins, then enquiller by sending high-level candidates almost every time. But how do they do? This departure delighted seems in any case a bit further. Because after last year and the selection of forceps their candidate (candidate 1 is elected under conditions deemed suspicious, then had to attend a final manufactured at the last moment - and it showed - final he has lost, the candidate 2, winner of the final, was disqualified because his song was plagiarized as big as a house, finally the candidate 2 has been kept to sing ... something else), after the promise of professionalism to the final 2011, a new scandal that erupted in the country of the August Ruslana and Tina Karol.

This year, Mika Newton, who won the final on Saturday with the ballad Angels . But thunder two days later: Mika Newton accusing other candidates of fraud. Well, they lost, it's normal . But one board member also requires a new Final! The public side, Mika had in fact received a number of votes by phone and internet with the same numbers and same ip ids in a proportion ultra suspicious! Mika (it's a real soap opera) wrote to the President of the Republic of Ukraine (!!!) to proclaim his innocence. Alas, another final (with only three candidates, she, Jamal, and sucks) will be held Thursday. Mika, not crazy, maintains his innocence, but would still ... sing another song that originally presented ( I have serious trust in my victory but, uh, I prefer to sing something else eh ). It is not known yet if this application will be accepted.

But Shalala Shalala, we know that if you have a choice between:



A cheater who sings a ballad horriiiible shitty photocopied 600,000 others with eternal attempted poetry angels only demonstrates a very low level of imagination (to be polite - you basically thought about cultural and intellectual poverty) ...



And a UFO special, a sort of Amy Winehouse who would used the drug of Morning Musume and bleats of "Smiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile" for 1'50 before spending the 40 seconds to sing his song in 4 other different genres (in case you would not like the original) ... it's incredible, it's magic, but it's not bomb anything.

are not talking about the third candidate who is pathetic. Basically there is a choice between this:


And this:



Frankly, there's not even dream of saying it does y no photo. Mika Newton = trash. Jamala = EXACTLY what we want to see the Eurovision !!!!!

Let's cross our fingers so before the final bis Thursday!

Monday, February 28, 2011

Long Dong Silver Bilder

goes to ... LINDA Bengtzing!


Bengtzing Linda has made a comeback in Melodifestivalen this Saturday. But how can we be sure it was her? Let the video frame by frame.


Footsteps in the night ...


HELLO! Linda took over self-control and you feel it tries to scare people less than usual (Or the less stress). In fact, Linda has moved from a holding citrus orange pirate on his first appearance here pineapple sweet heart, a sign of evolution. It's too late, Mortal Kombat intro is already stressful.


No, Shalala Shalala does not manipulate the images, it happened like that on TV. Linda snaps his fingers and presto, the camera falls over!


AND THE CAMERA Tournicoti TOURNICOOOOTE GUEUDIIIIIN TIP!


The iconic moment of shlagueuse: I go on a cube and I communicate with the forces of Christ fan!


And presto, the camera re-falls over backwards!


They were expected for one month: the first showers of pyrotechnic fire!


unleashing CHOREOGRAPHY MORON!


And hey, there is still a little firecracker to the end!


No doubt it is true Linda Bengtzing, as it was known. To see all this in motion:



The song is called E det fel på mej , which means But what is wrong with me? , launched as a matter of public Sweden who loves him but that did not previously sent to the Eurovision! Pure Linda tractor, if perhaps lacking a bit of originality to the first discovery, only take scope over the Listen Again. Linda has won his semifinal and was therefore qualified for her fourth final in 4 lines! Bravo Linda! A performance that brings a whole nation, the same dances in public dwarves waving his bouncy still show in the end when we learn that she won (true).

And who will accompany Linda in the final? This will Nicke Borg sings a ballad rock perfectly forgettable.



Shalala Shalala actually thought the ballad MegaPower Linda Pritchard Alive, a antisobriété to induce vomiting Chiara his four hours in oil and butter and suddenly very entertaining, but Linda (because Sweden is a country of Linda ) will be satisfied with the repechage to be held this coming Saturday:



But one of best shows and one of the best songs of all Melodifestivalen highest level was in fact out compet: it was the presentation this Saturday, the latest single from The Ark, Swedish candidate in 2007, which separated after a farewell tour that begins in Sweden. It's called Breaking Up With God and it could easily have won the contest!



Bravo guys.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Can You Import Slingshots Into Australia

Best of the Best - The Montenegro


Good Montenegro, for now it's only three appearances coupled with Serbia, and yet only three appearances alone. Difficult blow to furnish a top five, or even a top three. No, no, no, not at all the poor quality of their songs is at stake! Absolutely not! Do not try to make us speak ill of the key countries of Eurovision, and its quality tubes! ... Oh what I expect in my headset? Montenegro withdrew from the contest since last year and has no plans to go back now? Bon ben ... We will try not hold on and stay strong. Snif ...



1. Andrea - Just get out of my life (2009)

The swansong of the country. Before draping his pseudo-dignity and stop costs after several non-songs, Montenegro will have at least sent a real good candidate Andrea. We do not know much about Andrea, and anyway there is not the issue, since, more than the performer, the composer is the real star of this song. Just get out my life is indeed born from the pen of Ralph Siegel, the king of Eurovision, author of madness tubes in series through the decades (Dschinghis Khan The Dad, Lou, Mekado ...). Wonders, indeed! Besides this song is a little model of subtle melody, while arpeggios convoluted, with a joyful chorus written jackhammer. And yet, yet, yet, despite all the money spent to pay for these luxury pens (about 75% of GDP, according to our estimates), Andrea bidet. Perhaps because she had the misfortune to enter its first semifinal, and she seemed very lonely on what was the biggest stage ever built by the competition. Since then, over Andrea's new, more news of Montenegro, but also more news from our favorite composer, and there is worse!

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Labeled Diagram Of Lice

BREAKING NEWS: Iceland has made his choice! Linda


Well, not really breaking news, but they forgot to tell you about . Iceland, we love from the heart. Iceland, which contributes only since 1986, is a country that has all the qualities. It is a modern country is a country that almost never try you refourguer shit, and many of its candidates deserved the top 10. Iceland is the country that has never won and who deserves it most.

But it will not this year. Iceland was a little weak, perhaps, choosing a candidate for one reason, perhaps, extra contest. It explains: the candidate who was singing this song has killed in an accident just before the screening. Her friends sing in his place. And it is them who won. Sigurjón's Friends sing so Aftur heim , Which is not horrible, maybe that will work on the length? It is not clear.



Our favorites, the impossibly imaginable Matthías Matthíasson & Erla Björg Káradóttir with Eldgos , lost, and that's a shame!



Again, stays until the end!



Beaten again, the overwhelming favorite, who sang Yohanna Nott, who had previously represented Iceland in 2009 with a ballad of dolphins that had been second. It will be for next time!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Enjoy Having A Vedgie

Bengtzing vs. History: D-Day-1


Yes, tomorrow is the last semifinal of Melodifestivalen, the one where Linda Bengtzing aka schlagueuse most active not to have represented Sweden Contest! It is time! Linda was very quiet so far, and little has filtered about his song entitled E Det Fel Pa Mej , except that it would be a "mixup of All Her And Then a previous hint of Hall om mig . "OH FUCK!

Linda, with a touch of charming Swedish accent, answered questions Esctoday below.



We saw that the Swedish competition in recent weeks, was bloody, and indeed all favorites Shalala Shalala lost (or at best qualified for the repechage). But Linda was prepared as a pro!


Linda, as Tom Sawyer and Catherine Deneuve, fearless!


Ok, she just afraid of Charlotte Perrelli, but like everyone else right?

Linda Shalala Shalala sends his best waves. A good orange juice, and it will eject!

Hollow Eyes Attractive

BREAKING NEWS: Bosnia and Herzegovina has made his choice!


Dino Merlin will again represent Bosnia with something Shalala Shalala was not sure I picked up, it will allow time to think about huh.



But hot, we prefer the first delivery in 1999, great song on the combined French (therefore expect the chorus):

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Clear Mucus Coming Out Of Cat Anus

BREAKING NEWS: Georgia made its choice!


Shalala Shalala give up and prefer to avoid comment . It's called Eldrin and it sings a gadget.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Birthday Wishes For Boss Messages

BREAKING NEWS: Poland has made its choice!


Magdalena Tul And who is gonna this year! Magdalena Tul Jestem sing!



Magdalena will not have much difficulty doing better than its predecessors because in 15 entries, Poland has reached the top 10 that ... 2 times. It sucks. Magdalena has a sort of dance that is struggling to fly to the refrain but that's not a ballad, it's already better than nothing. However, Shalala Shalala, the favorites went to two other candidates.

First, the moult to about Gogola named Anna!


Anna was revealed in Poland by issuing "Poland has talent" (yes) and now flies his own. Beyond the joy provided by the song, enjoy first the subtle beauty of this intro. After such a start, it can not be really bad, and his chicken dance in Warsaw we went straight to the heart.



But Anna was not alone in this final surprisingly found for this country so weak! There were also SheMoans:


Admit that you die already want to watch video. The SheMoans intone a rock girl power entitled Supergirl, with a chorus under the influence Poker Face level but look, it's more the surprise party at the chic snorkes the Gaga.



Yes, when it comes to fashion and rock, somewhere on Earth, the singer still has an influence Paradiso. Good luck Poland!

Monday, February 21, 2011

Size Of Breasts Of Indian Actress

Shalala Shalala promises you happiness and ocean geysers sugar with Linda Sundblad


This Saturday held the 3rd semifinal of Melodifestivalen. And announce it right away, if Linda Sundblad has not qualified with his song Lucky You it was for us the best of the best of this third part of the big cake of screening Swedish!

Lucky You is a flood of sugar and pop hearts, a girly-yay perhaps more Estonian than Swedish in spirit but also engages with the songs of Swedish mega ecstatic joy that the country sent in the 80 . All this with a presentation with onions, highlighted how the intro clip Gondry (label too good No. 1), the choreography of amazons guitars held as Kalashnikovs (label too good No. 2), the arrival the beat Swedish (label too good No. 3) until the arrival of the chorus of delight.

short, is everything we love. And that's all you love as well since you're here!



icing on the cake: Linda wears a brace. A way of saying fuck the dictates of the Ottoman-pop, yes, I too can be great with my camera. And you're right Linda! Moreover, the piece would have fallen a thousand times in pouferie then no, this is good-natured atmosphere prevails. Good tunes do not need fireworks!

So who are you Linda? Linda is full of things. Linda is a radio. Linda is the muse Oreal. Linda sings, and indeed with Oh Father, his first hit when she spoke masturbation ( Oh father I've been touching myself and I'm worried / Heaven Is Still Open for me? ), she was appointed Grammy! Linda has co-written with ABBA's song in mind, describing it in these terms: " This song is a miracle for me - I got goosebumps when i wrote it, With The melodies and everything. I get very emotional anyway, drank With this I got the feeling That it's just so so right, from the Heart. So That Makes I am a winner! Whatever it ends up in position "- and you're right Linda! Linda, 29 years (age of baby for a schlagueuse) participated for the first time in the contest, and will have plenty of time to come back!

What other candidates appeared Saturday? have qualified for the finals:


Eric Saade with Popular . Listed as one of the favorites this year if not THE favorite, he did not bankrupt. As in previous weeks, SVT crashes videos of candidates still in the race so we will replay charades, this time it will be super easy. So Popular begins like this:



Ie with the same percussion Boney M. But the same, really, not just "it looks" exactly the same. Then there is a verse schlager who already weighs 10 tons and is saddened by the words worthy of a sub-countries that do not understand English: Stop, Do not Say That It's impossible / 'Cause I know it's possible . A tribute to Tina Arena? Then comes the chorus:



That's EXACTLY the same as the tube Lili & Susie, Oh Mama . Same. So in the end it is very effective because the references are excellent references, that everything is overproduced and that the show is here (Eric, mid-song, is enclosed in a glass prison that exploded), but the Melodifestivalen must really miss such a theft?

The other qualified candidate is ...


The Playtone singing The King. Each year in the finals of the MF, you have a candidate the public a little older, here, rockabilly running quickly pop-schlagerisée. Likeable. The boys set fire to the piano and stage (I mean, literally).

Behind imagined that these two untouchables, Shirley's Angels (with schlager mouuuuuuuu faaaaaaade and around Shirley Clamp back) and Sara Varga (with a ballad where she disguises herself as Angelina Jolie) have qualified for the draft, we said no more because they do not really deserve. Too bad for Linda who deserved it more!

Finally, the evening was also an opportunity to review Lena Philipsson! Who has taken his hit 80's Dansa I Neon version rock, we can not say we totally won, but still: at 2'26, Lena that makes diving course!



Great.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Woman Sitting Stomach

BEST OF THE BEST - Azerbaijan


Azerbaijan has made its appearance in the competition in 2008 and the result is convincing: 3 top 10 with 2 top 5. Whiners who have this argument at the mouth of friends talk of voting for the great family of the east (roughly in a bag), but we must admit that each time the country has the package to win the contest! Yes, prepare yourself mentally: a the coming years, we will end up going well in Baku, the capital on behalf of children's magazine!



3. Elnur & Samir - Day After Day (2008)

Well, to make a top 3, it was necessary to include the first application of Azerbaijan, which also falls into the category of the worst candidates History. Paradox. Who could vote for this thing with angels and demons out of a fantasy Kamel Ouali (looks like they are decadence decadent and flip glasses wine on breasts oulala sexiness Culture Beat), with its bellowing inaudible (careful, it starts at 2'16 and it's long), with its cul apparent, with its hellish bad taste that borders on mental disability? Ben, however, it was the eighth this shit. Shalala Shalala has still decided to include it for its resolutely other, and we feel we have a country that does not want to be just sitting there. Even if it involves sending creatures Bloody Mallory bellowing death in carnival costumes and lose all self esteem. No news of Elnur & Samir otherwise, people who have been locked in a prison for Constr.




2. Aysel & Arash - Always (2009)

After Day After Day , Always! Yes, Azerbaijan expects to be here to stay. Aysel & Arash is a little application "but why break your ass?". Yes, some countries are scratching their heads for months to know what to send. The Azerbaijani team arrives, asks his three-minute hit of the summer Orangina and bam, that's third. Yet we all recipes stale, the eternal duet with a tuna and a hottie to use a guitarette folk at a time, to make you believe in an illusion of authenticity. In the register of shake shake sunny, Aysel & Arash have convinced many people in Europe as it did ... 3e. And despite the problems of the singer who, at 2'24, is taking a pétomane uncontrollable, to make her skirt fluttering. A kind of metaphor of songs submitted by the country somewhere.



1. Safura - Drip Drop (2010)

A controversy arose last year with Safura which practically ruined the country to blow promotion giant, magical dress (which turns ) and staff of luxury. All this for Safura, who went to school # 23 in Baku and adore Stephenie Meyer comes first in the final and mortgage immediately much of his chances. Azerbaijan had yet paid for the occasion, services Jaquet Knight, choreographer of Beyoncé and Britney, and has good fucking their mouths because Safura, apart from the pretty back on steps that s 'lit, choreographed two things: a kind of movement r'n'b arm rotted on the chorus (kind imitate Beyonce in front of my TV for the first time) and especially a race in ridiculous heels on the end of the song. Yet that has breath, and the potential product is pretty fairly modern. Plop plop plic Plic , as stated in the chorus. It was 5th.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Pot Leaves Nails Nails

BREAKING NEWS: Malta has made its choice!


And Glen Vella who will represent the country for voluptuous women and a thousand butterflies love! Because Malta is a country that has a true identity at Eurovision (failing to have one elsewhere), although it will be challenged by Glen. No woman in the sun, Generous no hips, no pop sweet, no no no, Glen and his first name wolf Malins Little Lady Gaga is the cheek. Finally, Lady Gaga if it was born in Valletta, which would have changed many things! Glen, until then, was the voice for jingles on TV Maltese and mini coach candidates appalling Junior Eurovision (one of the worst things that exist on earth live in a gulag of North Korea, make love Jean-Marc Morandini or eat the dead). Glen sings One Life , dance with masks red Tron and a beat plate. It does not really work at first listen but believe in the experience Shalala, revamped and re-stage it can be very funny D-Day Malta, in fact, is among the countries that we have almost never disappointed.



Well, frankly, we would have preferred 100% Maltese pop Amber, whose face was particularly highlighted by a subtle makeup and good taste:



But that is for another time!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Gsphone Fire Red Cheats

BREAKING NEWS: Finland has made its choice! BREAKING


And in Paradise Oskar that is facing the difficult task of representing one of the best countries Contest! Paradise Oskar mignonetterie sings a guitar, which tells the story of a boy who watches the apple fall and wants to save the planet, da da dam (the title of the song). Paradise Oskar looks like a small panda virgin and his song is concentrated in milk. Nothing memorable but we can not really be mean. Do the test:

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Absence Of Crevical Mucus Misscarriage

NEWS: Belgium has made his choice!


And it is pathetic.

Hey, if you want more keywords magic for all those who will type the words corresponding to the logical candidate Belgian 2011 arrived on this page: Belgian's bid for Eurovision 2011 is pathetic, appalling nase, like a kebab which sickens and shames anyone who has tried one day to compose a song. The "winner" of the simulacrum of Belgian final (because, for having listened to some other candidates, we can tell you that it would increase the presets for the Melodifestivalen French) is Witloof Bay who sings, finally, "pronounced" With Love Baby .



A bit like your office colleagues played at Pow-Wow, what a limit is already pushed back into the mediocrity, but the worst is that now you n 't even have a melody. Looks like a poor show at the street festival of music. We know that things are going badly in Belgium, but how a country can send a worthy candidate as an amateur? Which country will be pretty dumb to give a point to this crap? It's terrible. So why so much evil in the kingdom that Shalala is usually only love? Well, because it is believed that when we pretend to go on stage, pretend to ask 3mn attention, he should at least afford to be half decent. But there you hiding anything.

Remember Black Book, Verhoeven's film with this wonderful scene where Carice van Houten gets a shower of shit in the face? Surely the only stage that we imagine to really highlight this benefit on the German stage at Eurovision in May. Well, anyway, you already know that you can provide for a cigarette break in the evening ... eh