It may be hard to believe today, at a time when Turkey reigns supreme on the wonderful world of fast girls who wiggle in a bikini in the first places on the podium but the country has long been the ugly duckling of the competition, regularly sharing all last places in the side of Finland. And especially Turkey has long been very wise and chaste, drawing up and the overdosing with cheerful candor in his local folklore of a sudden irresistible tubes naive. Since then, the country has made its crisette of teenager, said mom and dad to poop in their musical heritage, and made her rebel hit spot fake rock and dance ethnic easy (but mostly shot rump in your face). Back on the rebellious teenager of the country.
10. Taner & Grup Seyyal Lokomotif - Sarkim sevgi Üstün (1987)
We start with a very strong candidate memorable: the mega-perky Seyyal Taner. Memorable first for the visual exuberance that she and her group show on stage! Look at me like that it wriggles! It is unclear if this is done on purpose but you'd see the folly in turkeys in a poultry house on fire. And most memorable, it must be said, because despite all the energy expended on stage, the group failed to raise any point miserable (which is rare), and therefore logically finished an ignominious last place. But you love chickens! Cluck cluck cluck.
9. Klips ve onlar - Halley (1986)
year just before, Turkey had yet taken a big leap towards the future with an ode synthesizers to Halley's Comet! Finally: a strange incantation recalls the disturbing generic Worlds swallowed. The song begins with these words: "Dear world, now is the time to laugh! "... Do they spoke of the singer's clothes right? In any case, as the comet, Turkey propelled to a 9th place completely unexpected at the time. It also remained their best score for another eleven years.
8. Neco - Hani ? (1982)
Turkey in Eurovision in the 80s is a bit every time the Golden Age of Bollywood summarized in 3 minutes, and Hani is a very good example. Ultra rhythmic melody and dialogue driven cross-shaped love between a male hero and shrill female vocals. Folklore that despite its pretty hard to forget chorus, has unfortunately not attracted many people at the time: like many other Turkish candidates, Neco has finished in the cabbage. 15th place out of 18.
7. Sertab Erener - Everyway That I Can (2003)
Suddenly, Turkey found the magic formula to win: sex. Sertab Erener is certainly very chaste compared with many bare pouffettes coming jiggle each year. But in 2003, they had not yet arrived by legion, and especially Turkey was going very, very far. Huge leap towards modernity that shake shake gli-gli, sung with charisma by a snake woman alone and fearful, which upset all of its toilet paper dress, hits its chorus and growls a musical bridge of madness based Luxury words such as "You Make Me Want Han Han Han Han make me want to Han. Perhaps the most brilliantly female rap unlikely since Madonna's American Life. It was with a cover of another song by Madonna (Music Tekno Turkish version) that Sertab continued his career as a star in Turkey. It prefers its own directory. First place.
6. Cetin Alp & The Short Waves - Opera (1983)
Before the Turkish victory (well before, even), there were the shallows. In 1983, Turkey even more obviously knows where she lives, and is reduced to send this song (?) Opera. We do not really know where to begin to explain how this performance is brilliantly nanardesque! The very first notes that resemble moans of ghosts? The choir, which brings them closer look unlikely at best zombies of Thriller, the worst of the masked ball ho ho Company Creole? Or just that moment when the song ends and another begins in the middle, a sort of generic Benny Hill unlikely. But good at the same time everything is unlikely in this song. 19th place out of 20.
5. Hadise - Düm tek tek (2009)
The epitome of class and distinction, both sober and tasteful at all: in the melodious voice of the charming if Hadise in the elegance of its holding in the intellectual subtlety of words, or the ease with which folk music has been embroiled in a skillful light touch electronically. It is unclear whether the "dum tek tek" in question are supposed to symbolize the beating of her heart of pure young girl (probably thinking of God), or something more concrete physical, but we Hadise was placed on the track at the national preselection, where she gave great shots pussy facing the camera in time with the chorus. His parents are probably very proud of her. 4th place.
4. Izel Celiköz, Reyhan Karaca & Can Ugurlu - Iki Dakik (1991)
Warning masterpiece from elsewhere. In 1991 Turkey had apparently not yet jumped on the train of modernity and still believes in an episode of Saved by the Bell . The country sends that year three clown that we sing with pep's candor and a sort of generic advertising Maaf with their fake rockabilly costumes. Well, we love it, but we do not know what to say in their defense, though. 12th place quite inexplicable to the competition that year.
3. Pan - Bana bana (1989)
The Return of Bollywood. Perhaps the most stressful part of performance history of the competition, where the song is already not obvious at the base, is found further accelerated by a mad conductor, visibly possessed or on crack. And from there everything gets carried away. This song about domestic violence could have benefited from a clever mime education on stage, but two beautiful girls swoon in all directions, the two cushy, they do not move an eyelash, and keep their hands on their hips extremely manly ways, it must be said. To see it to believe it. 21st place out of 22.
2. Ajda Pekkan - Petr'oil (1980)
Ajda Pekkan party candidates would have sold the most records in the world among the candidates of Eurovision. Finally it's there that she says, not bowl, can not get their hands on figures that would confirm that (as Lara Fabian, the dirty liar)! Ajda's career spans nearly five decades, and his official website would have us believe that in the meantime she has not aged at all and it would look like this.
was already a star in his country at the time of his participation, but its not terrible score that night (15th place on 19th) pushed to do a long pause in his career (Well, in truth we do not know if there is any report, but it amuses us to imagine). There is a hilarious French version (it has no link to give you, sorry!) This song called King oil. The lyrics riddled with silly puns (the like "it refines crude as a raw") would have surely earned the victory. Sacred Ajda goes.
was already a star in his country at the time of his participation, but its not terrible score that night (15th place on 19th) pushed to do a long pause in his career (Well, in truth we do not know if there is any report, but it amuses us to imagine). There is a hilarious French version (it has no link to give you, sorry!) This song called King oil. The lyrics riddled with silly puns (the like "it refines crude as a raw") would have surely earned the victory. Sacred Ajda goes.
1. Sebnem Paker & Grup Etnic - Dinler (1997)
And one fine day in the late 90s, the miracle occurred. Halfway between the old school folk femininity and subtle, Sebnem Paker successfully managed to find the right balance and we offer the best Turkish song contest. Bravo. Thanks to you Turkey was finally able to find its place on the map of the Eurovision and now all the results the country have been good, finished the last places. Thank you who? Thank you thank you love life. 3rd place out of 25.
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