NB: in order not to offend our readers, and in a To ensure impartiality, Shalala Shalala in this post will replace the word "shits" with the word "rhododendron"
We'll start with the most exciting: the duo of presenters for France 3 will consist of ... Laurent Boyer first.
Well it is not the most exciting. The most exciting is the choice of co-presenter! And it ...
Catherine Lara gets stuck! Ah bravo France 3! Well, it ironically, but already, thank you God we do retypes by Laurent Ruquier who comes here to his promotion (which one does not care is not the star you tonight dude!) and, even better, you do not hit one of his acolytes-illiterate unemployed as co-pilot, thank you thank you for all that! Anyway, basically, on the evening of Eurovision, the attention is at its height during the songs but in between, the comments of the meeting generally cover all the crap that can get out of the TV so good .
The other news is that the candidate of France, yes la belle France, has been unveiled! Well, yeah, it made a few days we know officially, but given our non-enthusiasm we thought it could wait a little (and the house does not jingoism but rather in the passion without borders). France will be represented by ...
Amaury Vassili. If you do not know who it is normal, you're not an old mom housewife who filler kitties on versions of Roberto Alagna. Amaury has idols Florent Pagny (which was his voice clicks) and Il Divo (other twinks lyric-rotten), and spent singing competition where he played, for example, Les Lacs du Connemara of Mimiche Sardou . Warning player, you still a bit of vomit in the corner of the lip . Amaury has yet said there are some rather not be interested in the assistance it deems old (well, after much to ask Claude Gensac what is in Steevy Boulay or what is clever, but it is his right ), but he changed his mind, he who, in the same interview, also said to truly want to conquer the international markets (yes it's a guy who mainly uses the word as "market", you feel that art takes guts).
Amaury will sing, I quote, Corsican bolero. So without having heard it, it means they sing (we imagine, it is surely very bad spirit) of the rhododendron for 2 minutes, then the same rhododendron stronger in the last minute because it is the end - a way of perpetuating the helpless French to compose a really good pop song ( except Sebastien Tellier, whose song, if not mistaken, was not written anyway for Eurovision?). But he wants in any case it is well and that all Europe gave him full in the near future!
Shalala Shalala is questioned, however: after the flop of the diva Alenka Gotar, yet supported by all the former Yugoslavia in 2007 after 21st place in Sweden in 2009, after the 20th place in Norway last year, France did not she just realized that even the watered lyrical pop does not work at Eurovision? NEVERTHELESS, Amaury what others did not, really: the mouth of a trend twink Amelie Mauresmo and more women who did vote for Pissy, mothers, and possibly gay (although the lyrics are not necessarily register gay-friendly) . It can play to win with this.
order not to remain on that note dull and boring, a beautiful picture:
... yes, The Kid is No. 1 sales on Itunes! Itunes on the world? Scandinavia? Sweden? How does it work? Well, who cares, the important thing is that they dominate the mooooonde! Ok .. wait a minute I get a message in my headset ... they make me sign that Shalala Shalala has received thousands of requests for the performance of The Kid in Melodifestivalen be postmarked today. Well so be it!
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